Not all lovers were created equal
After writing about “great lovers” a couple of days ago (I.e. those who love you so well), I the following conversation (if you can call it a conversation!), which unfortunately reminded me that “not all lovers were created equal”.
When it comes to Love, like any other action/act in this world, there are those who do it fairly well, those who master it, and those who really really really suck at it!
here's how the conversation went, enjoy!
: i've been meaning to ask you a question, may I?
: what do you want from me!
:……… (pause)… aaah, what do I want from you ? what a strange question! … aaahh does a person have to want something from someone eve?
: first of all, yes! when a person tries to get to know someone, show them he cares, wanna be with them alot, sends them love-like letters for years and years etc. they must have something in mind.. or -dare i say- in heart? second,it’s impolite to answer a question with a question!.
: (laughing) you see this is what I miss when you’re not with me anymore.. no other girl would say such a thing to me.. it seems that they all just wanna please me…do you get this when you’re with someone else eve? Or is it just me?
: was that just another impolite way to avoid answering the question?
: no no no I’m not trying to.. I’m just trying to understand your question…
: it’s a clear question .. you’re a smart guy!
: Ok I’ll answer your question .. “what do I want from you?” what can I possibly want or get from you … help with a major project at work or money ….blah blah blah…. I, … I,… I guess don’t want anything from you,
: oops! bad answer, right!… Ok, ok! I think I know what you mean. You want a name for our relationship.. does a relationship has to have a name eve?… I hate names… some relationships are hard to categorize… ours is one of those… we are too special to categorize… because of our history I cannot say we are “friends” and because of our present I cannot say that we are “lovers” either…
: I mean, its better than those names….does this answer your question?
: but, wait a minute! why did you ask? As If I’m bothering you with my calls and with asking about you and ..I’ll stop.. I promise.. I swear to God I’d hang up now and never, never, call again ever again .. think think please think whether you want me to hang up now.. no explanation required.. I swear to God I won’t call you again… ok? … Take your time, think, and then SMS me your answer…. Ok? … you have a right to say yes or no…ok?
: think and SMS me your answer so you wouldn’t even feel embarrassed to say it to my face… you are so dear to me I don’t wanna cause you any embarrassment… ok ?
: ok, so, your answer to my question -to sum it up- was; -1- you want nothing from me, -2- you don’t consider me neither a lover, a friend, nor even a pal. –3- you could hang up now and never call me again for the rest of your life if I don’t SMS an answer to a question that you answered my question by …… well, thanks, this does answer all of my questions!
P.S.: some people suck so much at love that they should be banned for life from ever attempting to practice it again.
Posted by SaudiEve at 10:20 PM